Somehow this will be the end of us all

I think we need more posts about cocktails

Today I am a bit.... fuzzzzy. And have been thinking of Negronis since 11am. And in my hangover Monday daze I have nothing interesting to say about cocktails except that we should post more about them, and I'm very excited for an upcoming NYC visit from Smas where there will certainly be drinking, of cocktails, and other things.

*This is the negroni I'm dreaming of, at Via Carota. However, I stole the photo from someone else's Instagram of same venue. I don't have perfectly manicured fingernails, ever (oil paints eat manicures) and it being someone else's photo of a drink I did not make myself, we can label this post under Smas's criteria Not Food Porn.

I Heart Andy!

This post is dedicated to the infinite wisdom of Andy Dwyer. We can all learn a little something from Andy.

Anniversary Snack

Yesterday was Daily Snack Anniversary Day - both of us snackers got married on July 4 so I'm sharing a photo* of my anniversary breakfast yesterday (courtesy of Mr. Smas). Yes, it was as delicious and intoxicating as it looked. No, Baby Smas (whose grimy hand is just visible in the background) did not partake of the delicious cava mimosa (other than a tiny sip which she proclaimed "sour").

Noms.

*OK, I did read the last post congratulating MS and myself on not posting self-made food porn... this doesn't count because I didn't make it. Also, it's a very poorly composed photo which shows just how little effort I went into taking it. See the hair band? And the plastic Frozen cup? The random ziplock bag? 0% effort. I think I was asleep when this photo was taken. So, not food porn. Really. Am I over-defending this? I think I probably should just let it go. If I hadn't said anything, no one would have even noticed, right? I'll just stop typing now. This is not the porn you're looking for. Move along. The end.